Chamber of "stinky" Secrets

Harry Potter has a Chambr of Secrets. My Chamber of Secrets....well not so much of secrets but those ladies just never tell you.

Gas

Don't believe anyone who tells you that girls don't fart. Girls fart big time. So do pregnant women, and 10,000 times worse. TB was very surprised, amused, and seriously annoyed by how much I fart.

I don't mean it, but I never could help stopping passing gas. Sometimes I didn't even realize that was my own doing. And sometimes, it's just one second too late to give a warning. It can be in the car, it can be in the bedroom, that what TB hates the most. I ususally let it out gently when walking in public, of course when no one's around or in a more empty corner. Now I think of it, maybe I should let it out when there are people around so they could never guess who it is!

But seriously, when I can't hold it, I am not even sorry people have to suffer.

Poop

I don't want to jinx it (knock on wood or anything that works), but so far, I manage to go every day, sometimes twice a day. I feel so bad for some pregnany ladies who suffer from constipation. I once heard someone couldn't go for a week. That's pretty insane and definitely not healthy. I think it's all because of the diet and/or exercise? My diet actually hasn't change before and after. I still eat lots of fruits and veggies. Even when I don't have appertite, I could still down a whole pint of blueberries or grape tomatoes. I also eat very spicy food too, it might have something to do with my regularity?! Not sure, I will have another post on my diet soon.


Pee

I don't sleep well at night because I have to pee every almost eff'ing hour throughout the night. Well, I also get dehydrated more quickly and always have to replenish with water every so often. It might contribute to the frequent urination as long with a compressed bladder (but the truth is it's caused by the hormones).

Like I said before, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom nowadays.

Thanks for reading thus far even I have not grossed you out. My body's change is definitely normal for a pregnant woman, but every little thing is not only freaking me out, but driving me nuts. I don't want to be gross too. Blah.


#grossedout
DearJulie